Zoe Narnia

punkscully:

rocket power is tbh 100% how i imagine california 

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spiritdick:

I want to know why

spiritdick:

I want to know why

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rockxxoutxxright:

fayedaniels:

blackgirlsrpretty2:

it’s not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes

it’s not your job to satisfy him sexually because he’s horny

you are not required to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or that you don’t want to do

don’t be scared of “loosing him”

he most likely wasn’t anything worth keeping

Girls need to be taught this from such an early age.

a boner is not a medical condition. you are under no obligation to do anything.

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bombing:

doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape

me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha

doctor: nice

me: nice

doctor: you’re going to die

me: nice

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mangosandmantras:

alexbluebonnets:

Holy shit.


Omfg
faggleblog:

nikolawashere:

I THINK HE WANTS IT

faggleblog:

nikolawashere:

I THINK HE WANTS IT

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cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

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